hello i would like this shirt very much, thank you.

ripopgodazippa:

way-cool-jr:

what a great texture! reminds me of an aged record sleeve. that glow effect is pretty 80s reminiscent as well and therefore bitchen.

Universal freak delight, where’d you get those thighs? Where did you get the nerve to wear that mini skirt so high?

retrogasm:

Elvis

boner city

bhof:

Miss Topsy, c. 1968.

babe babe babe babe 

romantickissingporn:

LET’S MAKE A ROMANTIC KISSING PORN!

Alex, I say that to Sammy all the time.

coitusandcarnage:

Lady Jayne and Anton congress with the devil

good life choice

porkmagazine2:

Frostine Shake shakin’ zer PORK #1. Collectible!!!

Can’t wait til there’s a REAL LIVE picture of me and Iliana together, duh.

BONER CITY.

<3

-nail biting

-romantic kissing porn (Alex)

-romantic matching butt tattoos

-this really great ULTIMATE GHOST RIDER boner jams mix that you all can enjoy ON VALENTINES DAY when you’re boning down with your hot date (EVEN IF YOU ARE YOUR OWN HOT DATE! WHO CARES! PARTY WET!)

-what is for my snack tonight

-sxsw

-pizza party

-all these great ask’s I’ve been getting

-you

Nina forever.

Also, way to wear a shirt of yourself AND BATMAN.

Also my desktop background is her in these same leggings eating a banana and wearing a hat with her name on it. Branding.

MORE SHOTS FROM THE ALLIHALLA VELVET GARTER SHORT SHOOT

STYLING + SHORTS BY ALLIHALLA

PHOTOGRAPHY HAIR AND MAKEUP BY AMELIA HART (me)

MODELLING BY JANELLE

good thing we had a spare exorcism kit and a spare scythe!